On my way out of the Wiz Khalifa concert Sunday night, I found out that Jay Cutler broke up with Kristin Cavallari. “Say whaaaaat??” was my immediate reaction, as I showed all of the 15 year olds around me the tweet I was reading.
Naturally they repeated my outburst, and then we continued for a few minutes to let the shock set in with a set of OMGs, SMHs, WTFs, etc. Finally, I had to say BRB because I needed time to myself to think it through.
Three days later, and I never BRBed because you know what, I’m still not over it. But, when I get really down, I just think to myself Jay Cutler didn’t play in the NFC Championship because of a sprain, a SPRAIN, and Kristin Cavallari walked down a runway a week ago in a glass bikini, a GLASS BIKINI. Clearly, we know who’s on top. Jay Cutler, boyyyyyyyyy….you messed up. LMFAO.
P.S. If you ever get a chance to see Wiz Khalifa in concert, do it, because not only do you get to hang out with your former teenage self or something like it, but also and more importantly, he's pretty f-in amazing.
P.P.S. BTW, Football is back, and so is NPJ.
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